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Stories
23
Years
2005 – 2025

Are you bored?

Well, if you want to pass the time, I have some real stories…

Like how I got stuck in the mud with a jeep… lost… in the middle of a military base with explosion warnings all around…

Warning: these are all true events… some are funny, some are just surreal and a few… are a bit dark.

A white off-road jeep stuck in a muddy puddle on a dirt track, with trees behind it

Timeline

  1. 2005:

    How to almost get beaten at a bar

  2. 2007:

    Wiretapping...

  3. 2007:

    Secret Enemy, or how I ended up sleeping in a hole

  4. 2007:

    Yes, a minivan can go down a mountain fire road

  5. 2009:

    How "The Bats" were actually "carnivorous"

  6. 2010:

    Yes, "Pepins de la mer" exist

  7. 2010:

    How we found someone floating

  8. 2010:

    Don't drink hot sauce at the library

  9. 2011:

    One time at summer camp... methylene blue appeared and then... hot sauce at McDonald's

  10. 2012:

    How my internet "nickname" got me into TEDx

  11. 2016:

    How to stop people from stealing food at work

  12. 2016:

    It's San Francisco time, Goooogleeee!

  13. 2018:

    Crawl, this is the little people's room.

  14. 2018:

    Drills to help at someone's home...

  15. 2019:

    Dragon in rectangular packages and ants as an appetizer

  16. 2019:

    Don't make assumptions: they might get someone to eat jars of jelly

  17. 2019:

    Don't say the Portuguese don't offer you enough food

  18. 2020:

    A house, and how difficult it is to get electricity

  19. 2021:

    How my father is really worse than me with chocolates and candies that... are hot

  20. 2021:

    How to do a remote Squid Game...

  21. 2023:

    Or how to jump from second-floor balconies...

  22. 2023:

    Porto or Madrid? It's all the same when flying from Dublin

  23. 2025:

    "Crickets" in the office

  24. ...